Today I recieved these 7 simple tips for better living and thought I'd pass them along.
Enjoy!
1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
Daily Thought:
Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when they are pushed down the stairs.
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Congratulations graduates!
"we're goin' to Disneyland!"
AKRON JAMAAL'S BIG DAY
Remember when AJ was just a little tyke and we called him Akron Jamaal and hung him over the stair rail and threatened to take him to the Man Village and he was too little to fight back? ahhhhh, good times. But now he's all grows up and he's all growed up and he's graduating from high school. wow--the end of the Spendlove Legacy at Dixie High. Nice job bringin up the rear, Aij.
Welcome to the Man Village.
Welcome to the Man Village.
Sunday, May 20, 2007
Seminary Graduation
Friday, May 11, 2007
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