When Jake worked at T-Mobile at the kiosk in the Draper Walmart he was always texting me pictures of hilarious/freaky people that he saw while sitting there. That gave me an idea to create a website called LookWhatISaw.com where you can post pictures of all the wierd & funny stuff you see every day. (Of course I never created a website like that because I got bored with the idea after about 20 seconds). It could have been pretty amusing though, similar to RateMyMullet only instead of exclusively mullets it might feature any nasty/funny thing you saw that day: shoulder hair, camel toe, goiters, etc.
I've been seeing some bizarre stuff this week, perfect for lookwhatisaw.com--if it existed.
St. Louis is home to Anheuser Busch and St. Louisans love them some beer. On Monday, the marquee at the gas station read, "THIRSTY! Family Pack Bud $15.99" so apparently beer is for families now. My next door neighboor is a nun--yes a nun--the other day she came home from the grocery store with a massive case of Bud Light.
Then, on my way to work, I followed a car that was all covered in shaving cream and condoms, trailing cans behind it. The back window said, "Just Divorced!!"
And then there's Ninja. I know it's wierd and a little sad to write about your cat in a blog post, but here it is: Ninja is a junk food junkie. If I try to give her tuna or chicken she looks at me like I've lost my mind. But last night I opened a bag of Funyuns and next thing I know her head is buried 6 inches in the bag, just a big furry cat-butt sticking out. real nice. Apparently, after all the Funyuns she felt the need to freshen her breath because when I walked into the dining room today I found a pack of gum utterly destroyed, bits of half-chewed gum still in the wrapper all over the table. (She also has a similar fetish for chocolate, toothpaste and flowers).
At least she didn't get drunk and pass out like that time Mooshie (aka Smash, Smasher, Big Kitty, etc.) OD'd on catnip. I still wish I could have been there to see that. That would definitely be the top-rated video on lookwhatisaw.com.
That reminds me--do you think you could Overnight FedEx me one of Milkshake's kittens? Or send it with Jake and Marz. There is nothing like the experience of driving half-way across the country with a psycho cat.